Lauryn ([info]moomooguru) wrote,
  • Mood: awake

I've been naughty apparently...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]demolition_drew (-5000 points). In August I bought porn for [info]super_position (-10 points). Last week I gave [info]cebacca a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Friday I gave [info]dan_pants_legs a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4023 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
moomooguru

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Moldy Sandwitch my Ass!

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